You's a Lucky Man Mr. Clean

While filling up both tanks on Heavy D this weekend, while the guy with the minivan was looking at me crosseyed because I had to move the truck to the other side of the pump to fill the other tank another dude says "wow, haven't seen one of them in a while and it was all rusted out, sitting in a farmer's field."

I says "yup, uh huh, that's the fate of a lot of 'em." Then he says "you need an old Scout to go along with it." To which I say "Got one; a '78. Go wheeling and plowing with it."

He just looks at the ground, shakes his head and says "you's a lucky man," gets in his car and leaves. Indeed I am; a lucky man. :-)